Chocolate Quotations

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After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
– Mel Gibson –

Among life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds.
– Unknown –

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
– Sandra Boynton, Chocolate: The Consuming Passion –

Because I am an awesome parent, I’m currently helping my kids search for their chocolate that I ate last night.
– Author Unknown –

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.
– Sandra Boynton –

Chocolate: Here today …. Gone today!
– Unknown –

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
– Jason Love –

Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.
– Unknown –

For me, it’s always easy to choose between the ultimate, the infinite and the chocolate.
– Ashleigh Brilliant –

I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.
– Unknown –

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
– Unknown –

If you had to choose between losing weight or chocolate, would you pick dark, white or with milk?
– Unknown –

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
– Unknown –

Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.
– Author Unknown –

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
– Dave Barry –

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
– Author Unknown –

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
– Author Unknown –

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.
– Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today Show –

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
– Sandra Boynton –

Save the earth… It’s the only planet with chocolate!
– Author Unknown –

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
― Judith Viorst, Love & Guilt & The Meaning Of Life, Etc –

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
– Author Unknown –

There is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend with chocolate.
– Linda Grayson –

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.
– Sandra Boynton –

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
– Terry Moore –

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
– Unknown –