Law and Order

Crime After an incident in Croydon involving a prison van and a concrete mixer, police are looking for eighteen hardened criminals. - The Two Ronnies - A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. - Howard Scott - If my body is ever found dead on... Continue Reading →

Politics and Government

Canadian A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes. - Ralph Klein speaking in 1990 as a Progressive Conservative MLA from the City of Calgary - Canadians often point out that while the American constitution promises “Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” the constitution of Canada... Continue Reading →

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