All posts filed under: Career

Law and Order

Crime After an incident in Croydon involving a prison van and a concrete mixer, police are looking for eighteen hardened criminals. – The Two Ronnies – A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. – Howard Scott – If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there. – Dontpokethebear.com – If you don’t know there’s a trampoline in the room, you’re not going to dust the ceiling for prints. – Law and Order TV Show – I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. (New York Mayor when accused of not paying his taxes.) – David Denkins – Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice. – Sign in Tokyo Hotel – I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot. – Woody Allen – Murder …

Politics and Government

Canadian A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes. – Ralph Klein speaking in 1990 as a Progressive Conservative MLA from the City of Calgary – Canadians often point out that while the American constitution promises “Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” the constitution of Canada – written in the 1860s in England – sets a more modest goal: “Peace, order, and good government.” – Robert Fulford – Here in Canada, national political campaigns are brief: We begin by pretty much ignoring the whole thing for a few weeks – then there’s a debate, a little yelling, maybe some pointing, every leader buys a bunch of Timbits and, boom, suddenly it’s election day. But in the United States, presidential campaigns last longer than all pregnancies and most wars. – Scott Feschuk, MACLEAN’S Magazine, September 3, 2012 – The trouble lies in the fact that a Canadian Prime Minister has never been exiled to the Arctic. – Stefansson Vilhjalmeer – To create a housing shortage in a …