Love and Marriage

A bachelor asked a computer dating service to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small, and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities." Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin." - Author Unknown - A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see... Continue Reading →


A false friend and a shadow stay around only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin - A friend is somebody who knows all about you and likes you anyway. - Author Unknown - A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck - An... Continue Reading →


A modern mother was explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album. The mother said, "This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother and here's your sperm donor and your father's clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo." "Who is that?" asked the daughter. "Oh,""... Continue Reading →

Death and Cemetery

Funeral, Burial and Cemetery According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. - Jerry Seinfeld - Amazing tradition.... Continue Reading →

Babies and Children

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly. - Author Unknown - A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Author Unknown - A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have... Continue Reading →

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