Grammar and Punctuation at the Bar

There are many 'a man walks into a bar' jokes, including: Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. A dyslexic walks into a bra... There are many variations that include animals, including: A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says,... Continue Reading →

Advice and Mistakes

Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intend to do in the first place. - Gene Brown - Accept the fact that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue! - Author Unknown - A good scare is worth more to a man... Continue Reading →

Math and Number

Algorithms Apply shampoo to wet hair. Massage to lather, then rinse. Repeat. - An infinite loop hair-washing algorithm - I have a simple algorithm, which is, wherever you see paid researchers instead of grad students, that's not where you want to be doing research. - Larry Page - I know how models are built, because... Continue Reading →


I cannot walk through the suburbs in the solitude of the night without thinking that the night pleases us because it suppresses idle details, just as our memory does. - Jorge Luis Borges - My boyfriend, like a lot of men, takes great pride in his car. Honey, his car is detailed, waxed, and vacuumed... Continue Reading →

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