Insects and Other Invertebrates

Ant Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight. Which is useful information if you're moving out and you need help getting a potato chip across town. - Ron Darian - Here are a few things to keep in mind the next time ants show up in the potato salad. The 8,800 known species... Continue Reading →

Weight and Diet

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. - Alexander Woodcott - Amazing. You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes. - Author Unknown - Ewes not fat, ewes fluffy. - Author Unknown - I am in shape. Round is a shape. -... Continue Reading →


Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore. - Author Unknown - (President ) Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes. - Pat Buchanan - Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. - Fran Lebowitz - If it's... Continue Reading →

Weather and Seasons

A country church - the only time people lock their cars in the parking lot is during the summer and then only so their neighbors can't leave them a bag of squash. - Author Unknown - A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. - Carl Reiner... Continue Reading →


Above all, I craved to seize the whole essence, in the confines of one single photograph, of some situation that was in the process of unrolling itself before my eyes. - Henri Cartier-Bresson - Actually, I'm not all that interested in the subject of photography. Once the picture is in the box, I'm not all... Continue Reading →


A wonderful bird is the pelican His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Food enough for a week, But I'm damned if I see how the helican. - Dixon Lanier Merritt - Bluebirds have taught me a few things. First, the more you think you know, the more... Continue Reading →


A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley - A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. - Helen Thomson - By and large, people who enjoy teaching... Continue Reading →


After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson - Among life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds. - Unknown - As with most... Continue Reading →


30 is a nice age for a woman - especially if she happens to be 40. - Author Unknown - Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. - Author Unknown - Age is not important unless you're a cheese. - Helen Hayes - Age lets you be the person you would have been,... Continue Reading →

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