Tag: Cards

Card Playing

The Quippery quotation

A well-adjusted person is one who can play bridge or golf as if they were games.
– Author Unknown –

Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability, than in poker.
– Steve Badget

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don’t know who the sucker at the table is, it’s you.
– David Levien and Brian Koppelman –

If looks could kill, a lot of people would die with bridge cards in their hands.
– Best of Bridge –

If you are going to build something in the air it is always better to build castles than houses of cards.
– Georg C. Lichtenberg –

If you’re lost in the woods, start playing solitaire with a pack of cards. Someone is sure to show up and tell you to put the red jack on the black queen.
– Author Unknown –

I’m probably one of the worst people with numbers you’ve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think I’m counting cards in Vegas, but I’m just trying to add things up.
– Luke Wilson –

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
– Darrin Weinberg –

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
– Steven Wright –

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
– Author Unknown –

Old card players never die, they just shuffle away.
– Author Unknown –

One of the world’s most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen’s younger, more attractive boyfriends.
– Lemony Snicket –

One of the world’s most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island, because people always answer “a deck of cards” or “Anna Karenina” when the obvious answer is ‘a well equipped boat and a crew to sail me off the island and back home where I can play all the card games and read all the Russian novels I want.’
– Lemony Snicket –

Rummy is deservedly popular because it is easy to learn, fast to play, suitable for all ages, playable by any number, and as suitable for gamblers as for missionaries – though perhaps not both at once.
– David Parlett –

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.
-Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub –

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
– Finley Peter Dunne –

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
– V.P. Pappy –