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Clothing

A Guide to Self Service Shoe Shopping: 1. If they hurt like hell they’re too small. 2. If they fall off they’re too big. – Brantano Footwear – Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper’s Bazaar while waiting at the dentist’s to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, “Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won’t Be Naked.” – Molly Ivins – Amazing. You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes. – Cartoon Caption – ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. – Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary – As long as you’re doing things for me, will you tie up your bathrobe when you walk around the house. – Bart Simpson – Based on the amount of laundry I do each week I’m going to assume there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet. – Author Unknown …