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Death and Cemetery

Funeral, Burial and Cemetery According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. – Jerry Seinfeld – Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come. – Michael Gold (Jeff Goldblum), The Big Chill (1983) – Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening. – William J. Clinton – Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite. – Author Unknown – Don’t carry me off in a brass-handled coffin With a wreath on my chest I won’t be ‘at rest’ There’s nothing much worse than a ride in a hearse To a hole in the ground with just strangers around No! bury me deep in the compost heap Or pop me right under a nice floribunda Its …