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Farming

Cows If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps – Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Will Rogers – The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other milk.” – Ogden Nash, Free Wheeling – The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty – There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticed this and asked the bull, “Why didn’t you fall down like the rest of the herd.” The bull replied, “We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.” – Author Unknown – To err is human; To moo is bovine. – Author Unknown – Tongue — a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses …