All posts tagged: Food

Breakfast

Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. – Author Unknown – (President ) Bill Clinton’s foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes. – Pat Buchanan – Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. – Fran Lebowitz – If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast. – Laini Taylor – If you want breakfast in bed tomorrow, sleep in the kitchen tonight. – Author Unknown – I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast? – Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter – I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin – In Wilson’s scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality. – Robert A. Heinlein, By His Bootstraps – I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require so much cooking. …

Meals, Cooking and Eating

A good cook needs storage, a bad cook needs a dog. – IKEA sign in a store – And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven’t yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food? – Bill Bryson – Anyone eating an entire can of albacore white tuna packed in water for a snack must be prepared to work out financial arrangements. – Erma Bombeck – Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one. – L.M. Boyd – A person who observes the rules of proper nutrition is a person who should never be placed in charge of a barbecue. – Dave Barry – Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for lunch. – Orson Welles – Ask your child what he wants …