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Golf

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse. – Author Unknown – Anyone caught collecting golf balls will have their balls removed. – Sign somewhere – Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course. – Lee Trevino – Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study ‘Shanks – No Thanks’ by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent ‘Tennis for Beginners’. – Henry Beard – Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it’s called the PGA Tour. – Alex Hay – Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer. – Author Unknown – Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. – Robin Williams – Golf is a game …