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Grammar and Punctuation at the Bar

There are many ‘a man walks into a bar’ jokes, including: Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. A dyslexic walks into a bra… There are many variations that include animals, including: A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink called Freddy?” There are also a few grammar and punctuation bar jokes: A bar was walked into by the passive voice. A group of homophones wok inn two a bar. A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph. A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud. An ellipsis walks into a bar and says… An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. A period walks into a bar and comes to a full stop. A synonym strolls into a tavern. At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar …