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Weight and Diet

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Alexander Woodcott – Amazing. You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes. – Author Unknown – Ewes not fat, ewes fluffy. – Author Unknown – I am in shape. Round is a shape. – Author Unknown – I asked the clothing store clerk if she had anything to make me look thinner, and she said, “How about a week in Bangladesh?” – Roseanne Barr – I figured out Victoria’s secret. Starvation and liposuction. – Mel Fine – If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. – Elmer Rice – I hate 4 letter words… diet – dust – cook – wash – iron. – Author Unknown – I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me. – Author Unknown – I’m fat, but I’m thin inside. Has it ever struck you that there’s a thin man inside every fat man, …